This Morning in class...

Today in class Barbara was sitting next to me and she was working on a jigsaw puzzle begging for my help as usual. She spent a good deal of time meticulously picking out the edge pieces of the puzzle until she was down to two phantom edges. It was around this time that Naz sprang into action, he leapt over the chair, knocked me out of the way and shouted, "Barbara, You Must Use The Edges Button For The Good Of Humanity!"
It was at this point that Barbara, in fact, used the 'edges' button and she realized that she had wasted more of her time than she needed to waste while doing her time wasting activity. Around this moment, I began to wonder why Barbara is able to participate in so many time wasting activities during class. Perhaps, I thought, it is because the class is totally lame.
Earlier in class, Naz entered with a package of retro starburst. What does this entail, I wondered. He proclaimed the magesty of disco berry starburst and I knew right away that this was the flavor for Barbara.
Later in the class, Naz shared his retro Starburst. First I got strawberry but then he let me have disco berry as well which I mistakenly called 'grooveberry'. Barbara also had some retro berry and this once again proved me right.
Barbara began to get unnecessarily frustrated with her puzzle. She began ranting incoherently and announcing that she hasn't slept. While typing this I messed up, but don't worry I fixed it.
Now we are out of class and we don't know what to do because it is the earliest time in history. I think we should eat breakfast and then eat lunch afterwards. Barbara seems excited by this prospect. Naz seems rather indifferent. He is hurridly packing up his things. Barbara is not moving until she completes her puzzle but between you and me, she has a ways to go. She needs help (in the puzzle).

I am signing off now.
Type Faster Joel.